I went to Foxwoods to see the Pequot museum and a little girl came up to me, tugged on my jacket, and said:
Girl: Shabbat Shalom
Zack: its not saturday, its wednesday.
Girl: are you jewish
Zack: Yes
Girl: I am too
Zack: Which beaver pelt is your favorite?
Girl: That one.
Zack: How many fishing hooks would you trade for it?
Girl: That's my grandma. Grandam hes Jewish!
Grandma: Shes a very observant little girl.